Sunday morning we were sitting in church (Josh, Ruby and me). Once Pastor Johnny started preaching, Ruby leaned over to me and said, “I am hungry.” I told her that we didn’t bring a snack this morning and that she would just have to wait until lunch. Her eyes got big and her mouth opened a bit. She just couldn’t believe that she wasn’t going to get eat a snack at 8:35 in the morning. She leaned over again and said, “Well, do you just want me to starve?!”
Yes, Ruby. I am going to let you starve, you poor under-privileged child who never gets to eat.
You horrible mommy, you! No snack? The travesty 😉 You probably had a piece of a poptart or maybe an old lifesaver candy in the bottom of your purse!!!
It is a church law that you are suppose to have wrapped candy in your purse at all times so when they open it it makes lots of noise and embarrasses you and Josh…Where have you been all your life…JEEZ!!!!! 🙂